Who Was Best? You decide.
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Pirates vs Ninjas
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- Pirates
created by Frenchcon1 in Other
2142 visits since 01/05/08
The Lowdown: Pirates
- Pirates have RUM.
- Pirates can CHEAT.
- Pirates have PIRATE SHIPS.
- Pirates have CANNONS.
- Pirates have EYE PATCHES and PARROTS.
Comments: Pirates
Chuck Norris is a pirate
#15 posted by AAA (Guest) at 4:18:07 on 06/20/09
The Mythbusters DESTROYED the Ninjas
Pirates only came out bloody and battered
#14 posted by AAA (Guest) at 4:17:35 on 06/20/09
The Mythbusters DESTROYED the Ninjas
Pirates only came out bloody and battered
#13 posted by OBELISK (Guest) at 9:44:30 on 05/21/09
FUCK YEA PIRATES
#12 posted by YO FAGGOTS (Guest) at 7:47:46 on 05/10/09
Pirates are for BAWWWWW'ing tards.
#11 posted by Skarik (Guest) at 12:03:27 on 03/20/09
Ninjas are for Weeaboos. Pirates all the way.
#10 posted by NickToony (Guest) at 1:50:59 on 10/31/08
Pirates have something a ninja doesn't show easily. Personality. Ninja's barely speak, and hide away as much as they can, wereas it's quite different for a pirate, taking risks and enjoying themselves with overuse of rum. I'd certainly voting for a pirate.
#9 posted by Silentwaiting (Guest) at 11:05:16 on 09/19/08
the reason pirates are better is quite simple and cannot be challenged; Disney, as the all powerful decider of what is awesome, decided to make not 1, not 2, BUT 3 AWESOME movies about pirates!!!! Disney's decision is the final verdict and cannot be challenged. Until the day comes when you see a movie about "ninjas" in Disney's modern line up, pirates will all ways be the definite winner. if such a day should come, we shall see then a new battle.
#7 posted by Melee-Master at 2:52:59 on 02/01/08
Pirates would likely listen to heavy metal, so I like them better.
Pirates are awsome. Considering the fact that Ninjas couldn't walk on water and Pirates live in water, pirates can attack from the sea (not very difficult to imagine since japan is a thin island) while Ninjas stay onshore useless
yay pirates! ARG
#4 posted by Frenchcon1 at 2:08:55 on 01/06/08
Arr! Go pirates!
#2 posted by ShadowYoshi at 7:25:19 on 01/05/08
Arr! Go pirates!
Adam Savage vs Jamie Hyneman
Pirates vs Ninjas
They're hiding in your house right now.
- Ninjas
created by Frenchcon1 in Other
2142 visits since 01/05/08
The Lowdown: Ninjas
- Ninjas have STEALTH.
- Ninjas have NINJA STARS.
- Ninjas are MASTERS OF DISGUISE.
- Ninjas are REALLY, REALLY FAST.
- Ninjas FLIP OUT AND KILL PEOPLE.
Comments: Ninjas
#10 posted by Ninjamonsta (Guest) at 12:20:21 on 04/07/10
Ninjas rock!
#9 posted by WTF (Guest) at 1:42:29 on 02/13/10
You guys are all idiots. This is the oldest, most boring and played out joke on the internet. Please stop.
#8 posted by Yarr (Guest) at 4:57:24 on 06/11/09
Duuude, everyone wants to be INVISIBLE.
#7 posted by Kunai (Guest) at 1:04:56 on 03/13/09
Pirates can't do anything besides get really drunk and light the fuse of a cannon. No real skill involved there. Ninja, on the other hand, could sneak onto the ships at night and rig the cannons so when the fuse is lit the cannon explodes, the ship lights on fire, and the pirates are all dead. Heck, they could even do that during the daytime because the pirates would be so drunk that it would not be possible for them to notice the ninjas, get up, and fight them. If that were the case, the ninjas would probably just slit the pirates' throats anyway. Even if the pirates happened to be not drunk, the ninjas would still be able to kick their sorry @$$es with superior discipline, training, and weapon skills. Also, Disney is just about the worst company ever (it must be destroyed, but that's another story), so by making three pirate movies (which were terrible), they prove that PIRATES SUCK.
#6 posted by Andyops (Guest) at 12:31:06 on 12/20/08
If the guy in the pic was a real ninja, you wouldn't be able to see him :p
Or maybe there is a ninja, the other guy just doesn't know it :D
#5 posted by Steve (Guest) at 5:32:17 on 09/20/08
disney made a movie about pirates cause they didn't want too much ass kicking and violence since it would make them seem too violent.
Thats the problem HumanMan42, the pirates don't need to hit land until they destroyed the hell out of the enemy! :o
HumanMan42
Bravo! I especially enjoyed the summary of the pirate =p
#2 posted by HumanMan42 at 7:40:12 on 01/29/08
Ninjas are far superior to Pirates. If it was a war between the two, Ninjas would decimate, completely. When the pirates hit land, the ninjas would sneak on board, and murder the pirates while they slept. Pirates are (mostly) drunken fools. They drink alcohol because water would make them sick from sitting out and having stuff grow on it, alcohol does not do that. Ninjas would just go and get the job done, period. If it was just coolness factor, what is cooler than a assassin. Honestly, c'mon. Its him, or a drunk who goes and steals shit from people because he has no honor..
The end!
#16 posted by Peter (Guest) at 1:07:05 on 09/13/09